對 話

A : hello, may I know who called this number just now?

B : what number?

A : 016-xxxxxxx

B : may I know who is on the line?

A : I am not a spider.

B : har?~

A :I said I am not a spider, I am not on the line.

B : ohno~I mean who’s calling?

A : oh..me la!!

B : ya I know is you,but who are you?

A : I am….wait! you are the one who called me but now I need to tell you who am I and I can’t know who you are? it’s ridiculous!!

B : ahh~~ok! fine! if you are not going to tell me who you are, I going to hang up this call.

A : wait..but you are the one who actually called this number, don’t you remember?

B : I am not!!

A : yes you are!!

last conversation repeated for 30 times…finally..

B : ok! i give up! yes I am the one who called you just now! do you feel happy now?!~

A : sorry miss, what I want is not happy, is really about the consequence of calling, you are really the one called me just now, because it was stated in my phone history.

B : but…(interrupted by A)

A : I havent finished my sentence yet. So, you should tell me what’s your name, right?

B : …….i am tan seow jou.

A : 姐, 原 來 是 你 啊….